Patch It. Stick It. Laugh About It. Explore Our Funny Patch Sticker Collection
At BiteMyWood, we don’t just flavor toothpicks—we fuel personalities. Our Funny Patch & Sticker Collection is packed with attitude, sarcasm, and just the right amount of chaos to match your everyday vibe.
Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie
Every patch and sticker in this collection is proudly Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie, a crew that knows tactical gear, morale patches, and smart-mouthed designs better than anyone. These are not flimsy novelty items — they’re high-quality, durable, and built to survive on:
- Hats, jackets, vests, and backpacks
- Range bags, tool bags, and gear cases
- Laptops, water bottles, coolers, and more
Hundreds of Choices. One Problem: Picking Just One.
We stock hundreds of designs so there’s something for every mood:
- Funny morale patches that say what everyone’s thinking
- Sarcastic slogans and savage one-liners
- Goofy, weird, and “did-they-really-make-that?” designs
- Bold artwork for your hat, bag, plate carrier, or everyday carry
Whether you’re the class clown, the quiet sniper, the office jokester, or the “I run on caffeine and chaos” type, there’s a patch or sticker waiting to become your new personality trait.
Built for Real Life, Not Just Photos
These patches and stickers are made to be used, worn, and abused:
- High-quality materials designed to last
- Clean, sharp designs that stand out from across the room
- Perfect for gifting to friends, coworkers, range buddies, and that one sarcastic cousin
Slap them on your gear, mix and match, swap them out with your mood — it’s an easy way to upgrade your look without taking yourself too seriously.
Match Your Patch to Your Habit
Already a fan of BiteMyWood flavored toothpicks? Take the vibe further. Pair your favorite flavor with a patch or sticker that matches your energy:
- Spicy cinnamon toothpick in your mouth and a savage patch on your hat
- Minty fresh flavor and a clean, crisp design on your bag
- Chilling with a wintergreen pick and a low-key sarcastic sticker on your laptop
It’s a lifestyle: chew the stick, rock the patch, own the moment.
Ready to Gear Up?
If your hat, bag, jacket, or water bottle is still naked, it’s time to fix that. Scroll through our massive selection and build your own lineup of funny, bold, and uniquely “you” designs.
Shop the Funny Patch & Sticker Collection Now
Laugh louder. Stand out more. Patch it. Stick it. BiteMyWood it.